When my friends leave me alone at a bar when I’m drunk…
When my friend agrees to give me scratchies.
I react like,
When my friend asked me if i hooked up with anyone last night
I look at her like,
When my neighbors finally shut the fuck up
I’m like,
When I hear Call Me Maybe come on in the other room
I’m like,
When I ask my friend for a piggy back ride
it’s like,
That awkward moment when someone scares you and your reflexes make you punch them.

(Source: most-awkward-moments)








